- Posted:
- 09/06/2008
- By:
- Kellie
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Near Death Decorating Experience
I love doing different decorating projects around my house. I usually work on different projects here and there but today was the scariest one yet. I almost died. Okay, I didn’t really, but I COULD have!
Earlier this year a storm broke off part of a tree in our yard. So Jason used the chainsaw to make it into firewood and put them out back to dry out. I have been wanting to bring them into the house for awhile now to stack them inside the fireplace. No, I don’t want to burn them, I just want them for decoration! Today I decided was as good of day as any to bring the logs inside and stack them up.
Since I didn’t think it was going to be a very long process, I just went outside in what I was wearing (shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops), grabbed the wheelbarrow and started filling it up. I sort of pounded each one on the ground hoping to get any loose dirt and such off so I wouldn’t track it all into the house but other than that, I just loaded them up.
I took the first few and stacked them inside the fireplace and went back into the garage for the next stack. I picked up the log and guess what I found? A spider. Now, I am not usually afraid of bugs, spiders included. I do usually ask Jason to kill them for me because I don’t like the squishy feeling but I’m not scared of them. So I took the log back outside and went to brush it off (I did have gloves on) and realized it was a Black Widow! When I saw the bit of red on her I knew what it was. Not only was there a spider but she was also protecting 2 egg sacks next to her. So I did what any normal girl would do, I took a brick and squished her to bits! Then I ran back inside and told Jason what happened, got on the internet to make sure I really had seen a black widow and then ran upstairs to put more clothes on!
It sort of gave me the heebie-jeebies. I had been carrying these logs next to my body, with short sleeves on! And not only that, I had been carting them into my house! You can be sure that from then on I inspected each and every log, dusted them off, and sprayed them with spider killer before bringing them inside. Maybe a little overboard but I wasn’t going to take any chances.
Afterward, I took my camera outside to get a picture of the mangled spider (all that was left was her legs!) but the ants had carried everything away already! So I have no pictures to prove what happened, you’ll just have to take my word for it.
I’m very thankful that in my first experience with a black widow, I won. As for the decorating project? It was worth it :) Although I realized that I need more logs, I want to fill it all the way up. So, here we go again…
Comments
I laughed out loud reading this! I am so scared of spiders for this particular reason, and that they are ugly! You are so much braver than me. Good Job Kel!
Super cute fireplace! :)
Go girl! There aint no spider gonna stop my girl from decorating!!! Looks great!
EEwww.. I really am scared of spiders. Maybe it comes from having a Black Widow crawl across my arm and my grandfather telling me not to move. I still remember that feeling and they still give me the heebie jeebies.
I think you have a complex. This “I almost died” thing seems to be a habit with you. Remember when you, Jason, Jodi and I were driving back from a Miller weekend and the car slid on some frost in the shade? For the next week (actually it is probably still to this day) you told everyone that we almost died. In reality it wasn’t even close. It is almost like you are stuck in a season of 24 and there is a new “live threatening” danger every moment. But I am sure it keeps your life adventurous. So enjoy!
Love,
Your Brother
Blech! I hate spiders.
But I love the fireplace! I’m going to paint mine white too. :) I need some advice. I’ll have to e-mail you soon.
Your story about the spider is a funny one because you won. It would not have been funny if it had bit you. Take care that you don’t get involved with the black widow again. I love the fireplace idea. Guess I am too old for new ideas! I got a kick out of Josh’s comment!
Love you
Grandma M.,