- Posted:
- 05/18/2008
- By:
- Jason
- Comments:
- 6 »
Hot Potato
Tonight I’m writing about a new subject: the world’s best baked potato. I know, I know, it’s not the normal high-brow subject matter you’ve come to love from dykast.us but you’ll thank me come dinner time. Trust me, once you’ve had the baked potato I’m about to describe you’ll never go back.
Admittedly, most of us don’t think twice about the humble baked potato, in part because they’re pretty bland. The baked potato is like the bass player of the dinner rock band. It quietly grounds the meal, providing a consistent starch tone throughout. The main protein (steak, salmon, whatever) gets the attention like a big haired lead singer. (The other veggies are like gross groupies that won’t get the hint that they’re not actually wanted around.)
But I’m going to show you how the quiet, reserved bass player can step up and shred a mean solo. In addition to the potato you’re going to need three things: kosher salt, olive oil and minced garlic. Before you start splashing these ingredients around you’re going to need some aluminum foil, enough to wrap up the potato like a lost hiker in a space blanket.
Once you’ve got your foil down and the potato scrubbed, pour the olive over the potato so that it’s fully covered. You don’t need to go crazy but you want the whole potato to be wet so that the other ingredients will stick to it.
Now you want to blast the potato with the kosher salt. This is the secret ingredient and you don’t want to skimp on this one. Kosher salt is to a potato what spandex and hairspray are to an 80s rocker. With your potato nicely salted add a little minced garlic and wrap the whole thing in the aluminum foil.
The oven should be set to 425 degrees and you’ll want to cook the potato for about an hour and a half or until it’s slightly soft when you squeeze it. You may find it helpful to place the wrapped potato on a tray while cooking because sometimes some of the olive oil will sneak out of the foil.
That’s all there is to it. These simple ingredients take the modest baked potato and turn it into a stand out rocker. And once you’ve had one of these bad boys you’ll never go back. Bon Appétit.
Comments
I’ll never eat a baked potato again without thinking of my own bad hair days! Great illustration, great potatoes.
Wow. I was laughing out loud at this one. Particularly on the kosher salt and spandex. hehe. So funny! Miss you guys!
I have never read such a hilarious recipe before. Way to make it an art form :) And, this potato is what’s for dinner tonight. Thanks for sharing!!!
That sounds so good! I’m definitely going to be trying that one even though I’m trying to stay away from those little buggers!
Enjoying the early morning hours with our new baby girl and your blog! :) I LOVED looking over Kellie’s scrap log and her ETSY site!! Way to go Kellie! Such beautiful stuff! (I LOVE Etsy and am always finding fun things on there that make me wish I had more “fun money”) :) Anyway, I love that your blogging here again and I love seeing all you guys are up to. We sure miss you and I dream about a fun night hanging out with the Dykasts, laughing up a storm. If only…
Love you both!
Bethany
Jason, how about you tell us how to make beans from a can or noodles from a box- anything just give us another one of your great blogs!!!! Missing hearing from you. Mom Y.